Thursday, October 2, 2008

401-Keg

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,

you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

2 comments:

Joyce said...

That's is funny, I don't care who ya are. Thanks for the laugh.
Hugs, Joyce

Chrissie said...

That was funny and unfortunately we're all loosing on the stock deal. Sigh.
Take care